Charge of the chavs brigade

'Alf a brick, 'alf a brick,
'Alf a brick, heave it,
Smash in the windows of shops
Along the town's high street.
We are the hoody boys
Out for a good night's fun
Smashing the windows of shops
Along the town's high street.

Come on the hoody boys,
Let's fill the streets with noise:
Set off some car alarms
Tyres should burn a treat.
Poke that kid in the eyes,
Stamp on his bag of fries.
Our job's to terrorise,
Staying ahead of the cops
Along the town's high street.

Here's where we like to cruise.
We've nothing left to lose
When we're tanked up with booze
We'll throw up in the road.
Chavs like to run amuck.
Chavs should have all the luck.
Chavs just don't give a damn.
Let's all get ASBOed.

Rozzers to right of us,
Rozzers to left of us,
Rozzers in front of us
Want to haul us away.
Come on now, shout it loud:
Everyone form a crowd.
Our strength can make us proud.
We'll have our say.

Give us priority.
We're the majority.
We have authority.
We are the chavs brigade.
Ancestors daubed in woad
through hostile woods they strode.
We'll do it in the road.
We'll make the grade.