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MICHAEL CAINE |
Maurice Micklewhite 1933- ; British film actor |
| 1 British films are box-office poison. |
• quoted in Screen International, 29 July 1978 |
| 2 I was offered a small part in the fourth of the Jaws series of films at a
tremendous fee and I took it. I have never seen the film but by all accounts it was
terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific. |
• Whats It All About?: An autobiography, 1993,
explaining his absence from the 1986 Academy Awards at which he won the Best Supporting
Actor Oscar for Hannah and Her Sisters |
| 3 The British film industry is alive and well and living in Los Angeles. |
• 'Sayings of the Week', The Observer, 20 March 1994 |
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JAMES CALLAGHAN |
Leonard James Callaghan, Baron Callaghan of Cardiff
1912-2005; British Prime Minister 1976-1979 |
| As we all know, changes in broadcasting arrangements are in the wind. The government will
shortly have to consider the recommendations of the Annan Committee of Inquiry into
Broadcasting which has been working for two years. The consideration of their report may
well be followed by fresh legislative proposals. But we all confidently expect that,
whatever these proposals may be, they will be such as to preserve the independence of
British broadcasting. |
• opening BBCs New Broadcasting House, Manchester, June 1976 |
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JAMES CAMERON |
1954- ; Canadian-born film director |
| Film-making is a battle between business and aesthetics. |
• quoted in The Observer, 23 November 1997 |
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ROBERT CAMPLIN |
Secretary, Cinematograph Exhibitors Association of Great Britain and Ireland |
| The producer who does not license his films for private and domestic videocassette use is
in the strong position, if a copy turns up in a pub, to proceed against it as a pirated copy. |
• letter in Screen International, 24 January 1981
cf Kenneth Maidment |
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Sir CHARLES CARPENDALE |
Vice Admiral Sir Charles Douglas Carpendale
1874-1968; BBC Deputy Director-General 1935-38 |
| If television had come before the movies I might think otherwise, but the cinema today is
so cheap and so perfect and so universal in its appeal that I doubt if television can
stand up to it for a long time to come. |
• 20 November 1934 |
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TEDDY CARR |
United Artists film executive |
| To my mind it is nothing short of sacrilege to see a great picture massacred in
the public interest of having to associate it with tripe contained in a totally
unnecessary second feature. |
• Kine Weekly, 9 January 1941 |
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JOHNNY CARSON |
1925- ; US comedian and TV talk show host |
| If it weren't for Philo T Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen
radio dinners. |
• Source unknown |
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CLAUDE CHABROL |
1930- ; French film director |
| I'm fascinated by the technology and the huge amount of money that goes into
making them—and by their unbelievable stupidity. |
• 'Sayings of the Week', The Observer, 9 May 1993 |
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RAYMOND CHANDLER |
1888-1959; American crime novelist and screenwriter |
| 1 The challenge of screenwriting is to much in little and then take half
of that little and still preserve an effect of leisure and natural movement. |
• Atlantic Monthly, November 1945 |
| 2 If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood,
and if they had been any better, I should not have come. |
• letter to Charles W Morton, 12 December 1945, quoted in Raymond Chandler Speaking, 1962 |
| 3 The motion picture made in Hollywood, if it is to create art at all, must do so within
such strangling limitations of subject and treatment that it is a blind wonder it ever achieves any distinction
beyond the purely mechanical slickness of a glass and chrome bathroom. |
• Atlantic Monthly, March 1948 |
| 4 Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at
which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back and drain your mind of all thought. And there you are
watching the bubbles in the primeval ooze. You don't have to concentrate. You don't have to react. You don't
have to remember. You don't miss your brain because you don't need it. Your heart and liver and lungs continue
to function normally. Apart from that, all is peace and quiet. You are in the man's nirvana. And if some poor
nasty minded person comes along and says you look like a fly on a can of garbage, pay him no mind. He probably
hasn't got the price of a television set. |
• source unknown |
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CHARLES CHAPLIN |
1888-1959; American crime novelist and screenwriter |
| 1 The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. What audiences
really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage. |
• c1916, source unknown |
| 2 They [talkies] are spoiling the oldest art in the world—the
art of pantomime. They are ruining the great beauty of silence. |
• interview in Motion Picture Magazine, May 1929 |
| see also Practical and Amateur Wireless |
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CHARLES, Prince of Wales |
1948- ; heir to the UK throne |
| 1 I imagine its a bit like watching The Sun on video. |
• about Sky Television, April 1989 |
| 2 It is really a television version of The Archers. |
• about Coronation Street, during a visit to the
set at Granada Studios Manchester on the programme's 40th birthday, 8 December 2000 |
| 3 One of the great battles we face today is to persuade our children away from
the computer games towards what can only be described as worthwhile books. |
• Speech at the British Museum, 10 July 2001 |
| 4 I much prefer videos to DVDs. I find it so annoying having to go through the menu
and finding the spot where you left off every time you try watching it in a different location. |
• Interview in Esquire magazine, April 2007 |
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PADDY CHAYEFSKY |
1923-1981; American television dramatist |
| 1 Television is not the truth. Television is a god damned amusement park. Television
is a circus, a carnival, a travelling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers,
sideshow freaks, lion-tamers and football players. We're in the boredom-killing business. |
• source unknown |
| 2 People are instant now. Thanks to TV we have all developed a ten-minute concentration span. |
• 1970s, source unknown |
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ED CHILTON |
Head of Rank Leisure |
| It was felt there were better things we could do with our money based on our
shareholders interest. |
• announcing Ranks withdrawal from film production, June 1980 |
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MAX CHOP |
1862-1929; German music critic |
| The range of repertoire in this field [symphonic orchestral music] remains narrow. First
of all there are the marches, dances, medleys, abbreviated overtures, and little salon
pieces of rather questionable meritall of it rather mediocre entertainment music.
Next to this we find the growing repertoire of hits. I will not deny the
hits right to existence. As a child of the times, begotten of the shallow and the
trivial, toward which a wide segment of the popular taste is oriented, it has a right to
live. ... But it certainly need not spread itself as widely as it does. |
• Die Phonographische Zeitschrift, 1909 |
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Sir WINSTON CHURCHILL |
1874-1965; British politician, Prime Minister 1940-45, 1951-54 |
| The longer I have studied this matter the more convinced I am that the present complete
monopoly should not continue. |
• of television, 1951 |
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RENE CLAIR |
1898-1981; French film director |
| If there is an aesthetics of the cinema ... it can be summarised in one word:
movement. The external movement of the objects perceived by the eye, to which
we are today adding the inner movement of the action. |
• 1924, collected in Réflexion faite |
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Sir/Lord KENNETH CLARK |
1903-1983; art historian; first chairman of the Independent Television Authority |
| Can television be used to increase the enjoyment and understanding of art? Can it do for
painting and sculpture what sound radio has done for music? In answering that question,
one thinks at once of three peculiarities of the medium. First it is a medium of popular
entertainment. The popularity of television is largely due to the ease with which it may
be switched on and off. ... The second limitation of television is that we expect its
images to move. ... Thirdly, the curved window of television distorts far more than we
imagine. When it shows us imperfect humanity we make allowances for it. But when it
distorts a perfect construction of art, we are shocked. A Raphael is made to look like a
Modigliani. ... Finally, people listening to sound radio are in a more serious or docile
frame of mind, and are more prepared to make an effort in order to understand what is unfamiliar. |
• Art on Television in Kenneth Baily (ed): The Television Annual for 1960 |
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ARTHUR C CLARKE |
1917- ; British-born scientist and science fiction writer |
| 1 An artificial satellite at the correct distance from earth would make one revolution every
24 hours. Three repeater stations 120 degrees apart in the correct orbit could give
television and microwave coverage to the entire planet. |
• article in Wireless World, October 1945. The first
description of a geostationary satellite system. |
2 Clarke's First Law: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is
possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Clarke's Second Law: But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is
to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. |
Profiles of the Future, 1961 |
| 3 The main result of all these developments will be to eliminate 99 per cent of human
activity, and to leave our descendants faced with a future of utter boredom, where the main problem in life
is deciding which of the several hundred TV channels to select. |
The World of 2001, 1968 |
| 4 A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible—indeed, inevitable—the United
States of America. The communications satellite will make equally inevitable a United Nations of Earth;
let us hope that the transition period will not be equally bloody. |
First on the Moon, 1970 |
| 5 CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where
Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. |
• source unknown |
| 6 When the printing press was invented, people said: Whats the use of
printing when only a few people can read. People in virtually all societies will, by
the first decade of the 21st century, be able to communicate through these broadband
digital networks and information highways. |
• July 1997 |
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LEON CLORE |
1918-1992; British film producer |
| If Americans didn't speak English, we'd have no problem. |
• On British films lack of success, New York Times, 13 July 80 |
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R H COASE |
Ronald Harry Coase 1910- ; Nobel prize-winning British economist |
| Had the Labour Party been in power at the time of the formation of the BBC; had the
independent broadcasting systems not been associated in the minds of the Press with
commercial broadcasting and finance by means of advertisements; had another department,
say the Board of Trade, been responsible for broadcasting policy; had the views of the
first chief executive of the British Broadcasting authority been like those of the second;
with this combination of circumstances, there would be no reason to suppose that such a
formidable body of support for a monopoly of broadcasting would ever have arisen. |
• British Broadcasting: A study in monopoly, 1950 |
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GERALD COCK |
1887-1973; first Director of BBC Television |
| 1 The growth of a Television Service will see a revolutionary change in the gramophone
record industry. Telegram sets will replace radiograms and long-running film
records will be used instead of discs, the picture track being shown on the home television screen. |
• 1935; one year before the high definition service began |
| 2 I believe viewers would rather see an actual scene of a rush hour at Oxford Circus directly
transmitted to them than the latest in film musicals costing £100,000. |
• Radio Times, 23 October 1936 |
| 3 Television would, of course, have been the ideal black-out entertainment.
It is sad to think of the thousands of receivers now standing idle, of their disappointed
viewers, and of the many skilled research and other workers in the television field
diverted from their other tasks. Many of the purely physical obstacles which had seriously
impaired the service during the first two years had been eliminated by October 1938. ...
Plans had been made in anticipation of Christmas [1939] to increase and alter certain
transmissions and to devise specialized programmes, as a result of a questionnaire. There
had even been the hint of agreement to a first regional relay station, an advance of major
importance now likely to be pioneered not by Great Britain but by our American friends.
... The brightness of the outlook for British television in the summer heightened the
general sense of disappointment at its unavoidable discontinuance when war came. |
• Notes of the Year, BBC Handbook 1940 |
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JEAN COCTEAU |
1889-1963; French poet and artist, occasional film-maker |
1 The tragedy of the cinematograph lies in its having to be successful immediately.
It takes such a vast sum of money to make a film that it is necessary to get that money back as soon as
possible by massive takings. That is a terrible, almost insurmountable handicap. ...
To this we must add that, for the public, films are just a pastime, a form of
entertainment which they have been accustomed alas, to view out of the corners of their eyes. Whereas for
me the image-making machine has been a means of saying certain things in visual terms instead of saying
them with ink on paper. ...
What is commonly called cinema has not been up to now, a pretext for
thought. People walk in, look (a little), listen (a little), walk out, and forget. Whereas the
cinematograph, as I understand it, is a powerful weapon for the projection of thought, even into a
crowd unwilling to accept it. |
• Jean Cocteau and André Fraigneau: Cocteau on the Film, 1954; translated by Vera Traill |
| 2 A film is a petrified fountain of thought. |
• Esquire magazine, February 1961 |
| 3 Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. |
• Des Beaux-Arts |
4 Ce dragon qui veille sur nos trésors.
(This dragon who protects our treasures.) |
• epitaph on the tomb
of Henri Langlois (1914-1977), founder of the Cinémathèque Française, in Montparnasse Cemetery, Paris |
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DAVID S COHEN |
Animation scriptwriter |
| 1 Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists. |
• The Simpsons Episode 4F12: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show |
2 [June provides the voices for the animated characters Itchy and Scratchy in an
animation within an animation]
Homer: How'd you get to be so good?
June: Oh, just experience I suppose. I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!
Homer: You mean "meep-meep"?
June: No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. [to
herself] Cheap bastards. |
• The Simpsons Episode 4F12: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show |
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Sir JACK COHEN |
1898-1979; founder, Tesco UK supermarket chain |
| I used to manage without advertising and do very well. I used to do my own advertising.
Actually, all advertising is very, very expensive and must add to the cost of things. |
• 1968 |
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HARRY COHN |
1891-1958; Head of Columbia Pictures |
| Let me give you some facts of life. I release fifty-two pictures a year. I make about
forty and buy the rest. Every Friday the front door opens on Gower Street and I spit a
picture out. A truck picks it up and takes it away to the theatres, and thats the
ball game. Now if that door opens and I spit and nothing comes out, it means a lot of
people are out of workdrivers, distributors, exhibitors, projectionists, ushers, and
a lot of other pricks. So lets cut this crap about only good pictures. I run this
place on the basis of making one good picture a year. Ill lay everything on the line
for that one. I dont care if its a Capra, or Ford, or Riskin, or
Milestonethats the good one. The rest of the time I just have to keep spitting
out. ... I want one good picture a year. Thats my policy. Give me a Mr Deeds
or a Jolson Story or an All the Kings Men or a Lost Horizon and
I wont let an exhibitor have it unless he takes the bread-and-butter product, the Boston
Blackies, the Blondies, the low-budget westerns, and the rest of the junk we
make. I like good pictures too, but nobody knows when theyre going to be good, so to
get one, I have to shoot for five or six, and to shoot for five or six, I have to keep the
plant going with the program pictures. |
• quoted in Robert Parrish: Growing Up in Hollywood, 1976 |
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NORMAN COLLINS |
British novelist, Controller BBC Television 1947-1950, pioneer commercial television executive |
| 1 The economic possibility of running an extended television service depends on recorded
television programmes or the access to other sources of film material. Possibly on both. |
• source unknown |
| 2 I regard the development of television recording as the first of the BBC Television
engineering priorities, with development of microwave a close second. |
• source unknown |
| 3 I don't believe that the country has nearly so long to wait for free television
as some people would appear to believe. |
• quoted in Bradford Telegraph & Argus, 14 October 1952 |
| 4 Television ... could be used by the film industry to sell the idea of going to the
Kinema. ... With the coming of VHF in a few years time it will be possible to
operate 96 TV stations. ... Why not own and operate the local stations? |
• Kine Weekly forum on television and the cinema, December 1953 |
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TONY CONVERSE |
Director of Daytime Programs, CBS Television |
| Strictly from the networks point of view a good soap opera is one that has a high
rating, and a bad one is one that doesnt. |
• Magazine, 2 May 1974 |
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GARY COOPER |
1901-1961; American film actor |
| Gone with the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in the history of Hollywood. I'm
just glad it will be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper. |
• 1938, after turning down the role of Rhett Butler
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AARON COPLAND |
1901-1990; American composer |
| Film music is like a small lamp that you place below the screen to warm it. |
• cited in Nat Shapiro (compiler): An Encyclopaedia of Quotations about Music |
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ALAN COREN |
1939-2007; British humorous writer |
| Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing
in the corners of our rooms. |
• cited in The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Quotations |
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NOEL COWARD |
1899-1973; British actor, singer, writer, screenwriter, producer, songwriter |
| I'm not very keen on Hollywood. I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa really. |
• letter to his mother, 1937, quoted in Cole Lesley: The Life of Noel Coward, 1976 |
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RICHARD H S CROSSMAN |
1907-1974; British politician |
| Unlike the Pilkington Committee, I do not despise the mass audiences or deny that the
citizen has as much right to relax at home watching a trivial TV programme as he has to
relax in a pub or a cinema. It is one of the proper functions of broadcastingwhether
organised as a public or commercial serviceto provide the kind of trivial mass
entertainment all of us want most of the time. But if there are already two television
channels, one BBC and one commercial, competing to satisfy the lowest common denominator
of popular taste, surely it is the sheerest folly to add yet another competing commercial
channel. All this would ensure is that out of four television services, three would be
broadcasting almost indistinguishable light entertainment every evening between six and nine oclock. |
• Manchester Guardian, 6 July 1962 |
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CHARLES CURRAN |
Sir Charles John Curran 1921-1980; BBC Director General 1969-1977 |
| Once the nation has invested a given amount of capital in the broadcast mode of
distributing television signals and receiving them there is an automatic discouragement of
any other system of distribution such as cablevision. |
• 1972 |
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